A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long week to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife follow him the next day.
Upon his arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following his heart attack. The widow check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found her mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject:
I've Arrived! I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as eventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!
LMAO SORRY JUST HAD TO PUT THIS UP!!!









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Chey
Chiku's Equation: Nitrous+Bleach+Match=BIG BOOM w/ purple light!
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Chey
Chiku's Equation: Nitrous+Bleach+Match=BIG BOOM w/ purple light!
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Death can come swiftly and in many ways..
And im gonna be your death
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Chey
Chiku's Equation: Nitrous+Bleach+Match=BIG BOOM w/ purple light!
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Death can come swiftly and in many ways..
And im gonna be your death
Love,
Chey
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Chey
Chiku's Equation: Nitrous+Bleach+Match=BIG BOOM w/ purple light!
(Don't click those links its a scam although I'm sure you know that but still its all over DA news)
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~Lost but not forgotten~
(Don't click those links its a scam its all over DA news)
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~Lost but not forgotten~
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Whatever floats your apple..
"I never SAID that I was a genius, it was only implied"
"It's your god. They're your rules. You go to hell." (courtesy of RoboHammie in DAU)
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